The 6'4' Leprechaun...

Limericks courtesy of JPR - My fuel fume inhaling Leprechaun....

There once was a guy who was bored
> > But he knew that he could not afford
> > To write an email
> > Lest the jet engine fail
> > And inspire swift kicks to his gord.
> >
> > Whats that, you want another one?  Too bad, Im bored
> > and Im writing it anyways.
> >
> > There once was a plate of falafel
> > And I though it tasted just awful
> > So I threw it away
> > And then heard myself say,
> > "I think I want a big waffle"